If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

I like work.  It fascinates me.  I  sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

I am not anti-social, I just dont like you.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they are not out to get you

Live 2 Ryde Ryde 2 Live

Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever

You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world

DONT HATE ME BECASUE IM BEAUTFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS SO

DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT

When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*
When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you

whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REALY KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED

a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue

milk does the body good but DAMN

Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It'z Incredíble To Me
How One Per§on Can Make Such A *BIG* Dífference In My Lífe You Touch Me In A Way No One Else Ever Haz
And Gíve Me So Many Reasonz To Love You

dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut

NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM

Don't push any1 to hard, if it's meant to be, it will happen

I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!

do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?

Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

NØ ØNE CaN TeLL Me WhaT Tø Dø ¡T's My L¡Fe N i'LL L¡Ve iT ThE WaY *¡* WanT To

GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
 
Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!

IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt

God made coke god made pepsi god made (Name) so darn sexy

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited

Don't hate the player, HATE the game!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs

Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day
u'll need me like i needed you ¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!

Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives

~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

*You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me*

I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK
tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, It's the size of the fight in the dog!

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it.

I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me, You Better Bow Down, So Get On
Your Knees, And Call Me Your Highness, Cuz Baby Believe Me I'm Washington's Finest!

Some times ur mind doesnt want u 2 be in love..but deep down u know you are....

*ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!*

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..If
Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur askin if I love U
the answer is I do

what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!!

Love is like sand, if ya hold on to it too tight.. It might slip away~!

¨*:·.PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD
tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...·:*

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk

*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!*

Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer?

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

*4GeT THe TiMeS u WaLKeD By* 4GeT THe TiMeS u MaDe Me CRy* 4GeT THe TiMe u HeLD My HaND *4GeT THe SWeeT
THiNGS iF i CaN*I cAn No LoNgEr PrEtEnD*I GoTTa ReMeMBeR
NoW uR JuST My FRieND.*

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

When I look at you my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a life time of tears wasted on
some thing i knew i could never have!

an angel is what i was meant to be thats why bein sweet come so naturally!

Friends r like stars they come and go but da 1's dat stay r the 1's that glow

you used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak.

Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN

Love is ... Running into his arms, Colliding with his heart, And exploding into his soul.

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

I know my calculouse it says U+ME=US

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken?

My heart was taken by you...breaken by you...and now it is in pieces because of you

guys r pigs ...... n of course i always get the runt

º°x·:He HoLdS Me WheN i StArT 2 cRy ø´¨`»MaKeS Me SmiLe WiTh JuS HiS eYeZ ShAreZ My HoPes DrEaMs FeArs«´¨`ø
ø´¨`»WiPes AwAy ALL My TeArs i LoVe hiM wiToUt rEgReT«´¨`ø

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot.

I am not a player...I'm the game

I wRoTe YoUr NaMe In ThE sAnD bUt ThE wAvEs WaShEd It AwAy, ThEn I wRoTe It In ThE sKy BuT tHe WiNd BlEw
It AwAy, So I wRoTe It In My HeArT aNd ThAt'S wHeRe It WiLl sTaY

831-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER

A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to a boy

*In Reality*....The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person......He's Playing Himself...

*He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good
2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new*

huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?

I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

If you judge people, you have no time to love them

until water cant be boiled, i will always be very spoiled !

I kNoW iVe AlWaYs BeEn BlEsSeD CaUsE Im A pReTtY pRiNcEsS

Too Many Star In The Skies * Too Many Tears that have Left My Eyes * Too many Boys out in the Blue
* But they are Nothing compared to You

NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ??

DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.

Don't go for looks, they deceive, don't go for money, wait, go for money then when its gone, move on to the next guy!

i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL!

dont hate the player.....hang around him so you can get leftovers.....

I looked him in the eye,looked down at his lips, moved closer to him and gave him a kiss.

sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them

* i am only 14 but i act like 18 and to all my friends out there,you know what i mean** Us girls
play around with with these things called boyz** But they use us girls
as designated toys*!!*

*~If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands~*

you think ur so cool-- u think ur all that-- well ppsshh--- whuts up with that?

*tonite, i'll ask the stars above, how will i ever win u'r love, what do i do, what do i
say, to turn your angel eyes my way?*

KISS ME IN THE LIGHT.......
LOVE ME IN THE DARK........
HOLD ME TILL THE END.....
AND I PROMISE I WONT BREAK UR HEART.

I DON'T THINK I AM HOT ...BUT IT'S WUT UR MAN KEEPS ON TELLING ME!

The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all is the one who argues with him

~*~ I'm the sweetest thang that you'll ever know.... So baby never let me go~*~ 

if your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

If you love me let me know...Cuz if you dont...I dont know where to go..

It MiGhT hAvE bEeN tRuE, I dId LoVe YoU,bUt ThEn YoU cHaNgEd, So My LoVe ReArRaNgEd, U wEnT
fOr My FrIeNd, sO i SaId ItS oVeR... tHe EnD.

*LiKe WhUt u SeE?¿? Call 1-800-YOU WISH!*

*Didn't wanna see this day come, all i wanna do is turn and run, didnt wanna have to cry,
now he cant even look me in the eye... Well now its his turn to be hurt, cuz i wont
take bein treated like dirt! A girl will only take so much, and now hunny, your time is up!!*

I loved you once
I love you still
I always have i always will

*Who do you turn too when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry*

~IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCLATE CHIPS~

Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

I asked God for a flower he gave me a garden
I asked for a tree he gave me a forest
I asked for a river he gave me an ocean
I asked for a friend he gave me you

~*never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose!!*~

Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?

Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice!

WeN i WaS yOuNgEr i pLaYeD wiT tOyZ...nOw DaT iM oLdEr i GoT mA bOyZ

First a Fire, Then a Flame; I'm a Chick No Man Can Tame

Freinds dont let friends dress like hoochies...

You're hotter than a menorah on Hanukah!

I heard there was a fire in your heart I guess it soaked through your skin because you are so dam hott

If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

..CaNcel My Subscrptions....I'M oVeR uR iSsUeS..

*Your as fake as that padded bra your wearing *!!!!!

*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.

*Where is the good in Good-Bye?*

*Be Sexy...Be True...Be Wild...Be You*

THE ONLY PERSON CUTER THAN ME IS MY REFLECTION

Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped.

The phone goes greeen greeen, so i pink it up and i say yellow you there?
Orange you a lil shy to answer??

Your jealousy is my energy, ever wonder why I am so hyper?

GuRlZ ArE GrEaT, GuYz DoNt DeSeRvE uS

DoNt LooK DoWn On AnYoNe UnLeSS YoUr HeLpiNg ThEm Up

u told me u loved me but u lied u told me u'd be there and then i cried

sum guyz are like gum, they loze their flava. othas are like ice cream, you save'm for lata

God made all creatures beautiful He just spent a little more time on some of us!!!

How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?......two, but they're dating each other!

The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy.

The road is full of flat squirrels, who couldn't make up their mind!

You say you hate me, And i know that it is true, But why cant i stop thinking of you!

~*~ Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust Life is short so PARTY we must!!~*~

~*! Thats what u say, now what are u thinking?!*~

YoU cOnFuSe Me...

dOn'T tRy 2 FigUrE mE , jUst lUv mE.

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

WhY r So MaNy GuYz PLaYaHz? Do ThEy ThInK tHeY cAn WiN tHaT wAy?

I thought I loved you, but I guess I didn't, Love makes no sense.

Don't hate tha star Hate the fame!

~*~EveryOne Deserves To Feel Pretty...So Leave Me Alone~*~

i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS yOu.. oR eVeN wAnTeD yOu bUt bEcAuSe i fInAlLy rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa bE AlRiTe wItH oUt yOu

Does anybody actually got milk???

Life doesnt suck totally...we just havent gotten to the good parts yet...

When your ready to look into the eyes of true love, it turns its head

Mistakes are made, you pay for them..then you do it again

He can take away my trust, pride, and courage but he will never take away my good looks