Randomness of me and my mom!! haha
The11thSign (4:58:44 PM): hey u
MoStBaNgNcHiC (4:58:48 PM): wassup foo
The11thSign (4:59:06 PM): nuttin
MoStBaNgNcHiC (4:59:10 PM): kewl
MoStBaNgNcHiC (4:59:15 PM): finish the book
The11thSign (4:59:23 PM): wasup w/ u
The11thSign (4:59:29 PM): foo
MoStBaNgNcHiC (4:59:29 PM): nuttin
MoStBaNgNcHiC (4:59:31 PM): foo
The11thSign (4:59:35 PM): kewl
MoStBaNgNcHiC (4:59:38 PM): lol
The11thSign (4:59:42 PM): lol
MoStBaNgNcHiC (4:59:55 PM): finish the book sucka
The11thSign (5:00:08 PM): i will
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:00:21 PM): now!
The11thSign (5:00:27 PM): ok, ok
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:00:31 PM): ok ok
The11thSign (5:00:40 PM): :-)
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:00:50 PM): :-)8-)
The11thSign (5:00:55 PM): :-D
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:01:07 PM): ,l,, *_* ,l,,
The11thSign (5:01:13 PM): OMG
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:01:17 PM): haha
The11thSign (5:01:18 PM): your in trouble
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:01:26 PM): nu uh
The11thSign (5:01:32 PM): uh huuuhhhh
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:01:37 PM): no woman
The11thSign (5:01:42 PM): flip me off?
The11thSign (5:01:43 PM): not
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:01:52 PM): not? wat
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:01:54 PM): shutup
The11thSign (5:01:55 PM): ,l,, *_* ,l,,
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:01:58 PM): lol
The11thSign (5:02:01 PM): lol
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:02:02 PM): shutup foo
The11thSign (5:02:06 PM): you foo
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:02:13 PM): now u jus flipped me off
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:02:16 PM): so ur in trouble
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:02:19 PM): woman
The11thSign (5:02:20 PM): nuh uhhh
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:02:24 PM): yuh huh
The11thSign (5:02:33 PM): :-P
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:02:36 PM): <>:o
The11thSign (5:02:39 PM): lol
The11thSign (5:02:50 PM): got homework to finish or something
The11thSign (5:02:52 PM): ??
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:03:02 PM): ....i didnt go to skewl smart one
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:03:13 PM): how cud i have homwerk
The11thSign (5:03:13 PM): i know that, from yesterday maybe
The11thSign (5:03:23 PM): school skipper
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:03:30 PM): nnnnnnno i use my time i do my homewerk
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:03:35 PM): so wats ur point
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:03:36 PM): lol
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:03:39 PM): haahhaa
The11thSign (5:03:39 PM): i know you do
The11thSign (5:03:43 PM): punk
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:03:48 PM): dont hate
The11thSign (5:03:49 PM): but i love you anyway
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:03:56 PM): oh ok i luv u to
The11thSign (5:04:02 PM): :-)
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:04:04 PM): :-)
The11thSign (5:04:12 PM): xoxo
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:04:17 PM): hurry and finish the book
The11thSign (5:04:30 PM): ok i will finish it tonight, promise
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:04:33 PM): now
The11thSign (5:04:37 PM): its pretty good so far
The11thSign (5:04:48 PM): but its slower now, than in the beginning
The11thSign (5:04:57 PM): wondering if you will like it
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:05:13 PM): well u read it and help me answer the ?'s
The11thSign (5:05:18 PM): k
The11thSign (5:05:30 PM): love you sweetie, gonna go, and READ
The11thSign (5:05:33 PM): lol
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:05:39 PM): lol ya go and read woman
The11thSign (5:05:44 PM): (((((((((big hugs))))))))))
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:05:58 PM): <huuugggggsss>
The11thSign (5:06:03 PM): smooch
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:06:08 PM): :-*
The11thSign (5:06:14 PM): lol ccute
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:06:16 PM): lol
The11thSign (5:06:18 PM): bye
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:06:20 PM): bye
The11thSign (5:06:22 PM): see ya in the morning
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:06:30 PM): k
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:06:32 PM): luv ya
The11thSign (5:06:33 PM): k
The11thSign (5:06:41 PM): luv ya too
MoStBaNgNcHiC (5:06:43 PM): bye
The11thSign (5:06:46 PM): bye
The11thSign signed off at 5:07:04 PM.
RaNdOm InSuLtZ
>Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
>Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
>Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", but she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
>Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.
>Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
>Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orangejuice box because it said concentrate.
>Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
>Yo mama's so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
>Yo mama's so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
>Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper.
RaNdOm FuNnY sHiT
>If u threw ur kitty out the window wud it be kitty litter?
>if ur in france and u order toast do u get toast or french toast?
>ya know, if we get milk from cows, dont you wonder who the first person
was who said "hey let me go squeeze those things dangling from a cow and
drink whatever comes out..."
>Im alwayz confused when ppl ask me did you sleep good?
I alwayz wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.
RaNdOm QuOtEz
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true colors
What is life?
I'm tired of life
I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Life is like a big obstacle
put in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of being stared at
I'm tired of all of this bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
-Eminem(If i had...)-
HiLaRiOuS aWaY mSgZ!
bathroom
HELP! Im trapped in the toilet, I fell in.
can you plz help me...hello...hello..
Uh-oh i think someone is coming...
shower
rubber ducky, ur the one, u make my bath tym so much fun!
in case u didnt get the picture, im in the shower.
eatting
Im away eattin breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
if ur smart, ull figure out which one it is.
eatting
Im single-handily trying to free the world of hunger,
starting with myself.
away(psychic)
if u wanna know where I am call a psychic!
If ur too lazy to do that jus leave me a message!
away(6th sense)
hello. u have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are,
where ur from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
away(fell outta chair)
I fell outta my chair. This might take a while.
away(not here)
Im not here so stop writing to me, or else ull find yourself with a screen
full of ur own messages.
away(something productive)
*sigh* %n Im obviously trying to do something productive, so why are u bothering me?
away(bored)
Hey %n! Im not here right now cuz Im really bored!
If you can cure this disease then call! !1-800-stop-boredom!
away(spinning chair)
Im spinning in my computer chair.
away(me no here)
Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.
confused(sleep)
Im alwayz confused when ppl ask me did you sleep good?
I alwayz wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.
sleep
I'm spending some quality time with my pillow.
sleep(scream)
hi this is (ur name)'s away message im sleeping now so scream
and i might wake up in time to get your message.
sleep(me=human)
The Transitive Property of Sleep: Me=Human Human=Sleep Me=Sleep
sleep(keyboard)
I feel sorry for all of you who take forever to fall asleep.
I can do it in a snap. I could even fall asleep right now on the
keyb--gdasdfhasdfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
sleep(depressed)
Im cant sleep because Im depressed but Im depressed cuz I cant sleep.
away(where am i)
I left. I dont know where I am. Do u know where I am?
Do u know where u are? Are u lost? Did you find u? I found u.
ur there at ur computer. But Im not here. So then I guess Im over there some where.
away(cows)
ya know, if we get milk from cows, dont you wonder who the first person
was who said "hey let me go squeeze those things dangling from a cow and
drink whatever comes out..."
toast
if ur in france and u order toast do u get toast or french toast?
kitty litter
if u throw a cat out ur car window does it become kitty litter?
